Recently the news broke that the post box painted gold to mark Andy Murray’s success as Olympic tennis champion had to be repainted. Apparently residents of Dunblane, where the post box is situated, have been chipping off sections of the gold paint to keep as mementos of the local hero’s achievement, to the extent that little of the original paint remained. Clearly one person had the idea and then several other residents joined in. At one point there was probably a queue, as there is outside a cinema. Were paint chipping tools shared or did each person bring their own? How long did the post box take to strip? It must have been done pretty quickly, before anyone with the post box’s welfare in mind noticed, and what an odd scene it must have been. However, it is a story that chimes exactly with the national obsession with souvenirs, whatever their shape or form.
The British have a history of collecting unusual items as souvenirs of a momentous event. On the coronation of Elizabeth I the carpet she walked on in her procession to Westminster Abbey was demolished by members of the public looking to take a piece of it home as a keepsake. It was relatively common for people to dip their handkerchiefs in the blood of victims they had just seen executed, a ‘one for the family album’ syndrome, much in the way that we might buy a programme after a performance, or keep a ticket from a gig. One wonders what they did with the handkerchiefs afterwards. Was there a wall of tiny hooks, neatly catalogued? It is strange to think back to an age where whipping out a bloody handkerchief in a social situation was acceptable, even encouraged. However, a piece of a carpet and a section of gold paint aren’t exactly worlds apart. Perhaps it was reassuring or even a signal of restraint that at the Royal Wedding the happy couple were left with anything to walk over when they left the service. But the British penchant for unusual keepsakes is still alive and well in certain respects – specially designed sick bags were sold in large numbers to mark the Royal Wedding, or rather to mark the aversion some people had to its saccharine elements.
It’s not just gold paint that is the object of avarice. Street signs are often the subject of many a despairing council meeting. Beetles fans, it would seem, are particularly prone to stealing signs. The ‘Penny Lane’ sign has been the object of frequent theft. Similarly the ‘Abbey Road’ sign was often stolen until it was mounted high up, and out of reach. Presumably there is a certain prestige to running off with such an ungainly, and almost branded souvenir, something that other people will immediately recognise. Rather like the student who steals a traffic cone on a night out, and then displays it proudly in their house for the rest of the year, as a strange sort of signal to other students that might see it, an ‘I am fun’ reminder.
But the appeal of the gold paint is more in line with the appeal of a shell picked up from a beach on holiday, completely meaningless without the history behind it. Perhaps it is part of a quirkiness that is so British, the ‘what random thing can I collect that has a good story’ factor. Because we do love a good story. The stories we can tell about our lives are a reflection of who we are, and the items we collect that have value, not in themselves but in connection with the event they relate to will naturally reflect on us. Grabbing keepsakes is grabbing a stake in the action, it’s associating ourselves with it.
Not that I am condoning the vandalising of an innocent post box you understand, only pointing out how what might seem like a strange story on first glance, isn’t in fact so strange after all. However I won’t be chipping away at my nearest post box, or rustling any famous signs for the simple reason that the random things I keep remind me of landmarks in my life, rather than other peoples’. I am the proud possessor of several ticket stubs, many programmes, and even two keys to a flat where I lived in Bologna. The only reason I can think of that I insist on keeping these things is the hope that in those twilight years, where heavy living has got the better of me, I can open a folder stuffed with remembrances and use them to recall exactly what I got up to in my misspent youth.